You'd think I would've learned my lesson when it comes to long intervals between posts...but I guess I'm doomed to repeat my past mistakes.
First item of business: I was rear-ended again. I was driving my rental car (a crappy 2004 Chevy Cavalier...ewww!) minding my own business trying to get home on my lunch break. I'm heading eastbound on 173rd Street, approaching the intersection with S Park Ave.

 I stop at the stop sign and signal my intention to turn right. There's a break in traffic so I could've turned but I wait - I'm not taking any chances in a rental that I didn't take out the "optional" insurance on. Then...wham. I feel a jolt. I know that jolt - someone just rear-ended me. Again. I look in my rear view. It's a police car. What the hell? A police car just hit me? Am I dreaming? No, I'm not. I was actually rear-ended by a Thornton cop who was just driving around. I get out, he gets out. "I thought you were going to turn." My first thought: how many times as 
he heard that one? That's no excuse and he knows it. Of course, we're in South Holland so he radios Thornton dispatch to send a SHPD officer to the scene. He arrives, chuckles, and proceeds to fill out the report. By now half of the Thornton police department has shown up (which believe me isn't that many people) to see what happened. They laugh, they joke, they can't believe it. Neither can I. While this is all happening I call work and tell them I might be a little late getting back from my lunch break. They ask why, I tell them. There's silence. They know why my car is in the shop. They say OK and I'm back to watching the cops come and go. After it's all done I get the standard police report. I go home and try to calm down - this is a lot to handle. Finally I get up the courage to 
drive again and head back to work. I have my police report, everyone wants to see it. I make copies because I know no one will believe me. I call Enterprise - their office closed at noon. Damn. So I get connected to their 800 number. I listen to the options. There's no "got hit by a cop" option so I pick roadside assistance. Not exactly what I'm looking for but maybe they know what to do. They did. They took my accident report and didn't seem to think it was a big deal. Ok, so now that's done. Later that week (the accident happened on July 10) I actually go to Enterprise. They take a more detailed report. "We haven't heard that one in a while," they joke. I'm not laughing. Apparently it's not a big deal to them either. I guess there's no doubt that the Village of Thornton will pay. So at least that's good news. So now I've got a dented rental and still no Jetta. I guess the body shop ordered a part and they sent the wrong one. If it's there by next Monday that's 
three weeks. But, it's ok. As long as I don't have to pay anything they can keep it as long as the need to to get it right.
Next item on the agenda: I've taken yet another plunge into the information age. Today I signed up for Vonage telephone service, a VoIP provider (for those who are not as internet-savvy as some of us, that means Voice over Internet Protocol). For a $30 setup fee and $10 shipping, they're going to send me a little box that plugs in to my broadband connection, which in this case is a cable modem furnished by Comcast. I plug my phone into the contraption and presto - my phone calls are now relayed over the internet rather than SBC's aging landlines. And they're even going to transfer our phone number. When it's all said and done, we'll get 500 "anytime" minutes a month, both local and long distance. There's a whole list of features that are free, including voice male, caller ID, call forwarding, call transferring, 3-way calling, etc. SBC and AT&T can't even come close to that kind of value. Plus, I figure the money I save on having phone service over my broadband connection will lessen the impact of paying more 
to have a broadband connection. Does that make sense? I think so.

Final item: I got a promotion!!! Yes, after only four months on the job, I have been promoted to the position of relationship banker at Great Lakes' Matteson branch. This is a nice step up for me as I'll finally have my own desk, phone, computer, and business cards!!! All you friends out there, be prepared to get a little mailer from me. Everyone is going to see these things! And, for those who might be confused, no the bank is 
not in the mall. It's a rather large free-standing branch across the street which also serves as the corporate headquarters. Be happy for me. I am.